Let’s call this one…. Cheers!
Raise your drink and tilt ‘er… wait!
Do I look like the kind of girl that would drink something with a bloody umbrella in it?
I didn’t think so either.
Hand me a fucking beer!
Ok, where were we?
Here we go…
Raise your drink and tilt ‘er back, and guzzle down that brew
Grab another – keep on drinking – oh, we’re gonna have a few.
Let’s sing an old time pub song, don’t you worry ‘bout the key
I’ll put my arm around you, and you can put both of yours ‘round me.
We’ll dance up on the tables and we’ll grind out on the floor
we’ll keep on dancing up until they toss us out the door.
We can find another tavern somewhere up there on the street
so put your ass in gear my friend – keep shuffling those feet.
We’ll go inside and hit the bar – we’ll order two to hit the spot;
there’s nothing better to build the buzz then to take another shot!
Let’s keep slammin’ back the amber ‘till the world begins to blur
We’ll drink ‘em up and slam ‘em down ‘till we both begin to slur.
Let’s get frisky and rambunctious – who gives a shit what others think?
We’ll party on all through the night and then we’ll grab another drink.
We’ll stumble and we’ll tumble, and we’ll knock the tables down
Oh – we’ll stir up such a ruckus while we’re out to paint this town.
From one pub to the next, we’ll drink up every drop in sight
and once we’re banned from everywhere, we’ll go and start a fight.
We’ll rumble in the streets till we’re bloody and we’re bashed
then we’ll get our asses back to drinking ‘till we’re both completely trashed.
We’ll chug-a-lug till sun up, and then when the world begins to spin
we’ll pass out in a tangle and dream about our night of sin.