Challenge Day 28: What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?
If I got someone pregnant I’d bloody well call Guinness, and then I’d book interviews on every major talk show in North America! That would be a pretty amazing feat, and so I’d want my well-deserved fifteen minutes of fame. Also, I’d be more than happy to accept any monetary rewards that might come my way.
Um, no… this prompt must want me to take on the first role. Damn, that’s boring.
I just don’t have a very exciting answer for this one. If I got pregnant I’d respond by first sending off a strongly worded letter to the company that makes my birth control, and then I’d likely make the first of many doctors’ appointments to come. After the initial shock wore off, I’d be happy. My littlest one is getting bigger every day, and I miss having a baby already. Yes, toddlers are great and they are a lot more fun than newborns, but mine is already super-independent and sometimes it’s like trying to get blood from a stone to get her to snuggle. Infants have little choice – you can snuggle up to them all the live-long day!
Sorry, that’s all I got. This prompt would have been a lot more fun if I was a guy, single or a newbie to the whole mommy thing.