Batter up…

I’m just popping inside momentarily – sun’s shining after all, and the computer just doesn’t seem all that amusing at the moment… plus those damn crows are back and they’re bloody fascinating! – still, I didn’t want you fine folks to feel like I was ignoring you. I love you after all, so that wouldn’t be a good thing.

Sitting outside, enjoying the warmth of the evening with a cold beer in one hand, we got to talking about crushes on members of the same sex. My sister involved herself in this conversation – which isn’t fair if you ask me, since she is bisexual, and according to her there’s not a lot of women she wouldn’t sleep with – you should really see her husbands face when she talks like this; it’s like he’s won the lottery. Anyhow… though I am straight, I always figured if the right person came along (and I was actually single and not already with the right person – love you honey!), gender wouldn’t mean a damn thing. Blah blah blah, I digress…

I only came inside to share with you my top three picks – not including Gabriela Vargas whom (eww, I said ‘whom’) I already love far more than ANY of these women – should I ever decide to switch teams. Yes, it’s just a bit of frivolously fluffy randomosity, but I think we all know how I feel about such things.

Without further ado, here is my list (for the moment):

1) Pink – there is just something about this chick that absolutely does it for me… she’s tough, takes shit from no one and she’s got a hell of a voice.

2) Milla Jovovich – I can’t even give you much of a reason for this one… she’s not my usual type (hehe) but she’s just sexy to me, especially when she’s playing a badass.

3) Malukah – I don’t know her last name, and most of you have probably never even heard of her, but there is just something about this girl… I already told my man I was preparing to leave him for her; he seemed oddly okay with this.

Anyways, that’s it, that’s all I got for now. Have a great weekend!